Mach_9 Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Well. There are the obvious ones: Brind'amour. Ricci. etc. and then there are the less talked about ones. Recently I've noticed that Pavel Datsyuk actually looks like a zombie and Evgeni Malkin is no charmer either. Anze Kopitar is a pretty bad looking dude as well. Ryan Miller's eyes are crooked (but the girls seem to love him). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lafountain Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Well. There are the obvious ones: Brind'amour. Ricci. etc. and then there are the less talked about ones. Recently I've noticed that Pavel Datsyuk actually looks like a zombie and Evgeni Malkin is no charmer either. Anze Kopitar is a pretty bad looking dude as well. Ryan Miller's eyes are crooked (but the girls seem to love him). Kasparitis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesertRat Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Roenick comes to mind. I don't know, I'll ask my wife for the female perspective. BTW, Ricci was voted Sexiest Athlete in Denver in 1996. I guess to get a date in Denver, you have to break your nose about five times and remove some teeth. Now that's GQ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryWolf Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 As I mentioned before, Mike Ricci is one ugly dude if you ask me. Back in the 70's, the Habs had a player named Jim (or Jimmy) Roberts who we always talked about as the homeliest player in the NHL. Another guy from many years back that was in the same whiny/ugly/psycho looking mold as Ricci, was Ken Linseman of the Bruins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mach_9 Posted November 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Roenick comes to mind. I don't know, I'll ask my wife for the female perspective. BTW, Ricci was voted Sexiest Athlete in Denver in 1996. I guess to get a date in Denver, you have to break your nose about five times and remove some teeth. Now that's GQ. I know. It's disturbing... I wonder if it was a joke? He was once quoted, after getting hit with a puck and loosing teeth, saying "there goes my modeling career". I'm pretty sure he knew he wasn't the greatest looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesertRat Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 I know. It's disturbing... I wonder if it was a joke? He was once quoted, after getting hit with a puck and loosing teeth, saying "there goes my modeling career". I'm pretty sure he knew he wasn't the greatest looking. No joke, but Ricci's award was 1997, actually, not 1996. I was at a game at McNichols Arena back then and you wouldn't believe how many women were wearing Ricci jerseys. Must be the altitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mach_9 Posted November 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 No joke, but Ricci's award was 1997, actually, not 1996. I was at a game at McNichols Arena back then and you wouldn't believe how many women were wearing Ricci jerseys. Must be the altitude. That's just strange. Than again, people think Sideny Crosby and Ryan Miller are gems and neither of them are very attractive human beings. At leas they're stars though... Who knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finny Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 If there was a parade to celebrate ugly people, I'd buy a Ricci jersey for the festivities. Ovechkin is an oddball, I saw a picture of him with the calder trophy..he looks like a Romulan from Star Trek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mach_9 Posted November 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 If there was a parade to celebrate ugly people, I'd buy a Ricci jersey for the festivities. Ovechkin is an oddball, I saw a picture of him with the calder trophy..he looks like a Romulan from Star Trek. He's always smiling though- it's hard to call him ugly compared to some of these guys, but he is odd. Ogrish maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesertRat Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 He's always smiling though- it's hard to call him ugly compared to some of these guys, but he is odd. Ogrish maybe. Ovechkin reminds me of a young Roger Waters from the early Pink Floyd days. By the way, did anyone see Ovechkin put Karlis Skrastins through the glass last Wednesday? It wasn't a dirty hit, just well-timed. The Pepsi Center plexiglass got the worst of that collision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mach_9 Posted November 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Ovechkin reminds me of a young Roger Waters from the early Pink Floyd days.By the way, did anyone see Ovechkin put Karlis Skrastins through the glass last Wednesday? It wasn't a dirty hit, just well-timed. The Pepsi Center plexiglass got the worst of that collision. Didn't see the hit. Agree on the Roger Waters comment. For a while I thought he reminded me of someone and I think that may be it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otherwise Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 What about Ryan Smyth? Darren Mccarty?(sp?) Personaly i have no idea what the apeal of crosby is but I know more than a few who find him pretty hot. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mach_9 Posted February 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Lately I've noticed that Henrik Zetteberg looks like Martin Havlat's ugly younger brother. Martin Havlat, on the other hand, I've learned to admit is a decent looking guy. Karlis Skrastins isn't too good looking - he was mentioned earlier in the thread. How about Scott Parker on SJ? Wow... words cannot describe that kind of ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffB Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Pavel Datsyuk looks like he's missing a chromosome or is perhaps from another planet. He's just not quite "right". Another goofy looking dude is Marian Gaborik. If he didn't have money, he'd be single. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryWolf Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Bob "Don't call me Bobby" Clarke was quite the looker in his day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brilliant! Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Dude...Evgeni Malkin. He looks like Special Ed. Yaaaaaaaay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryWolf Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Dude...Evgeni Malkin. He looks like Special Ed. Yaaaaaaaay! Special Ed is a riot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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