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Well. There are the obvious ones: Brind'amour. Ricci. etc. and then there are the less talked about ones. Recently I've noticed that Pavel Datsyuk actually looks like a zombie and Evgeni Malkin is no charmer either. Anze Kopitar is a pretty bad looking dude as well. Ryan Miller's eyes are crooked (but the girls seem to love him).

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Well. There are the obvious ones: Brind'amour. Ricci. etc. and then there are the less talked about ones. Recently I've noticed that Pavel Datsyuk actually looks like a zombie and Evgeni Malkin is no charmer either. Anze Kopitar is a pretty bad looking dude as well. Ryan Miller's eyes are crooked (but the girls seem to love him).

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Roenick comes to mind. I don't know, I'll ask my wife for the female perspective.

BTW, Ricci was voted Sexiest Athlete in Denver in 1996. I guess to get a date in Denver, you have to break your nose about five times and remove some teeth. Now that's GQ. :lol:

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As I mentioned before, Mike Ricci is one ugly dude if you ask me. Back in the 70's, the Habs had a player named Jim (or Jimmy) Roberts who we always talked about as the homeliest player in the NHL. Another guy from many years back that was in the same whiny/ugly/psycho looking mold as Ricci, was Ken Linseman of the Bruins.

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Roenick comes to mind. I don't know, I'll ask my wife for the female perspective.

BTW, Ricci was voted Sexiest Athlete in Denver in 1996. I guess to get a date in Denver, you have to break your nose about five times and remove some teeth. Now that's GQ. :lol:

I know. It's disturbing... I wonder if it was a joke? He was once quoted, after getting hit with a puck and loosing teeth, saying "there goes my modeling career". I'm pretty sure he knew he wasn't the greatest looking.

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I know. It's disturbing... I wonder if it was a joke? He was once quoted, after getting hit with a puck and loosing teeth, saying "there goes my modeling career". I'm pretty sure he knew he wasn't the greatest looking.

No joke, but Ricci's award was 1997, actually, not 1996. I was at a game at McNichols Arena back then and you wouldn't believe how many women were wearing Ricci jerseys. Must be the altitude. :lol:

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No joke, but Ricci's award was 1997, actually, not 1996. I was at a game at McNichols Arena back then and you wouldn't believe how many women were wearing Ricci jerseys. Must be the altitude. :lol:

That's just strange. Than again, people think Sideny Crosby and Ryan Miller are gems and neither of them are very attractive human beings. At leas they're stars though...

Who knows.

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If there was a parade to celebrate ugly people, I'd buy a Ricci jersey for the festivities. Ovechkin is an oddball, I saw a picture of him with the calder trophy..he looks like a Romulan from Star Trek.

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If there was a parade to celebrate ugly people, I'd buy a Ricci jersey for the festivities. Ovechkin is an oddball, I saw a picture of him with the calder trophy..he looks like a Romulan from Star Trek.

He's always smiling though- it's hard to call him ugly compared to some of these guys, but he is odd. Ogrish maybe.

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He's always smiling though- it's hard to call him ugly compared to some of these guys, but he is odd. Ogrish maybe.

Ovechkin reminds me of a young Roger Waters from the early Pink Floyd days.

By the way, did anyone see Ovechkin put Karlis Skrastins through the glass last Wednesday? It wasn't a dirty hit, just well-timed. The Pepsi Center plexiglass got the worst of that collision.

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Ovechkin reminds me of a young Roger Waters from the early Pink Floyd days.

By the way, did anyone see Ovechkin put Karlis Skrastins through the glass last Wednesday? It wasn't a dirty hit, just well-timed. The Pepsi Center plexiglass got the worst of that collision.

Didn't see the hit. Agree on the Roger Waters comment. For a while I thought he reminded me of someone and I think that may be it.

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  • 3 months later...

What about Ryan Smyth?

Darren Mccarty?(sp?)

Personaly i have no idea what the apeal of crosby is but I know more than a few who find him pretty hot. lol.

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Lately I've noticed that Henrik Zetteberg looks like Martin Havlat's ugly younger brother. Martin Havlat, on the other hand, I've learned to admit is a decent looking guy. Karlis Skrastins isn't too good looking - he was mentioned earlier in the thread. How about Scott Parker on SJ? Wow... words cannot describe that kind of ugly.

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Pavel Datsyuk looks like he's missing a chromosome or is perhaps from another planet. He's just not quite "right".

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Another goofy looking dude is Marian Gaborik.

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If he didn't have money, he'd be single.

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